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ITP: wish fulfillment
[Good evening, Shark House! Did you not want all your Gears lighting up with a network notification? WELL TOO BAD, IT IS. And whoever is the first one to open theirs will see a very annoyed Edward Elric frowning at and talking to his new weird phone thing.]
--thing on? Uh, hey, if anyone's listening I just woke up here and got kicked out of a house that I've never seen before. Not exactly the sanest kidnapping attempt ever, but points for creativity I guess.
[He pauses and looks down, the feed jostling while he leans down.]
Jeez, calm down, little guy... Right, I've also got this weird little...golem? Puppet? It's sort of humanoid at least.
Goooolett! Gol!
Yeah, I get it, that's your name or whatever. [Your voice lies, Ed, we can all see that dumb fond smile you're giving it.] Anyway, am I supposed to be doing something with it? It's been following me for the past hour.
--thing on? Uh, hey, if anyone's listening I just woke up here and got kicked out of a house that I've never seen before. Not exactly the sanest kidnapping attempt ever, but points for creativity I guess.
[He pauses and looks down, the feed jostling while he leans down.]
Jeez, calm down, little guy... Right, I've also got this weird little...golem? Puppet? It's sort of humanoid at least.
Goooolett! Gol!
Yeah, I get it, that's your name or whatever. [Your voice lies, Ed, we can all see that dumb fond smile you're giving it.] Anyway, am I supposed to be doing something with it? It's been following me for the past hour.