Edward blinks, surprised, though he guesses he shouldn't be. If Roman could take one part of his monsterness, it stands to reason he could take other parts of it as well. And while it is tempting, he can't help but wonder if that would be too easy. Not even just from Roman's part in the deal, but he doesn't know how far the Fog God's influence extends. He's still a monster here, and the cannibalism deal is the biggest part of what ties everyone to the thing. For all he knows, trying to get rid of that would have some other horrible bullshit brought down right onto his head.
Sighing, Ed rubs his neck and shrugs. "...I'll have to think about it. I don't know what else I would be willing to part with that would be a fair trade for that. Nothing against you, there's just a pretty good precedent of getting fucked over when we tried to worm our way out of the crappy shit."
"Weeeell, offer's still there. Just sayin'. But...just don't start getting any ideas about me. I t-taste terrible." His ears stood up as a shriek echoed from somewhere on the school grounds. The little demon's grin returned.
"Hey, now that you're patched up...wanna help me out with something?"
"Tonight's a holiday, right? Stories about ghosts and ghouls and devils are pretty popular right now. I happen t-to know there's a group of highschoolers in this very library trying to summon a spirit."
He turned and faced the empty parking lot, the forked tip of his tail twitching with excitement.
"I say we give 'em what they're asking for...and steal their candy."
Stacy Suggs was the most popular girl in school and for this reason and this reason alone, Brent, Toby, Charity, and Megan were going to summon a demon to take her down a peg. The teens were gathered around a mass-produced talking board from Matel. There were bags of candy, there were drinks, one of them even had a walkman playing spooky static while they said the chant.
Or rather while Toby said the chant. Brent and Charity were trying to eat each others faces and Megan was high as fuck and trying to find some kind of deep meaning in her social sciences book.
Roman scuttled along the balcony railing like a warf rat, his yellow eyes gleaming in the dark. He paused, scurried, paused, then waved for Ed to follow with his tail. The kids were below them.
Ed tries, but he's not nearly so stealthy as Roman. Even with the care he takes with his steps they still clack over-loudly in the relative quiet of the library, and he grimaces once he's made it over to where the tiny demon is perched.
He frowns down at the gaggle of kids, peering at the spirit board with the look of a long-hardened skeptic. Really, they thought something like that could summon something here? Turning to Roman, he keeps his voice low so only they can hear. "So what's the plan? Fly on down and start yelling about owning their souls or something?"
"You got it. We have to wait until the perfect moment."
He reached out a hand and waved it. The battery-powered lantern that Toby had been thoughtful enough to bring fizzled, popped, and went out, plunging the library into darkness. Everybody but Megan screamed.
you wait so long and this is what i have to give. ten lashes for me.
Ed jumps a little when the light bulb pops, but he can't help his grin when the kids start freaking out. Wings spreading a little, he lets out a deep, throaty chuckle for extra effect--just in case they're listening, you know.
Roman glanced over at Ed, an even bigger grin on his face. This guy was a natural! He didn't even need a cue. Brent and Charity clung to Toby as Ed's laugh echoed around the building. Megan was slowly starting to realize something was up when all the doors slammed shut.
The smaller demon spread his wings as wide as they would go and sailed downward. When his hooves touched down, sparks flew and a ring of illusion fire flared up around him. He loomed, the fire sent his shadow stretching long and wicked up the wall as he shouted accusations in a made up language that sounded almost Italian.
Ed's grin just keeps getting wider, with just a tiny hint of cruel amusement. Oh god, this is too fucking easy. He soars over to the other side of the group with a few wingbeats, landing heavily in a crouch and rising back up to his hooves slowly, letting his wings spread slowly as he does.
With no magic to aid his intimidation, all Ed has is his appearance. Which, to be fair, is pretty impressive. He scowls down at them all, and when he speaks it's in honest-to-goodness Latin with a deep growl. Of course, if they knew what he was saying they might be wondering why he's ragging on their clothing of all things.
Well, this was the last time Toby went anywhere with these douchebags. They'd only grabbed him because he was part of the scifihorror club and had nothing better to do. He was the first to hurl the book he was reading from at the two of them and make for one of the locked doors. Brent and Charity clung to one another and cried and yelled for Jesus. Megan climbed to her feet.
Roman roared with laughter, back to back with Ed who was proving himself to be a fucking blast to be around. He pointed at the lovebirds who shrank away from his gaze.
The book catches Ed on the shoulder, and the glare and snarl that chases Toby off aren't entirely for show. But his gaze swings back around to the lovebirds, and he bares his fangs in a vicious grin.
"I like the way you think," Roman elbowed Ed slightly and reached out with his horrible claws to snatch at Brent's arm. He hollered and shoved Charity out of the way before making for the door. Charity stared into Ed's eyes, feeling like she can almost see a reflection of herself dying in his horrible goaty pupils. She tripped over Toby's garbage bag of candy before running into the dark after Brent.
Megan picked up the radio.
Megan threw the radio at Roman's head. It bounced off his horns so hard the station changed. Roman lost his concentration on his illusions and his fires went out. "Fuck!"
Ed's laughter at the panicked flight of Brent and Charity is cut off abruptly when that radio collides with Roman's head. His reaction is more instinct than anything else; a turn and lunge, grabbing to pin the girl's arms to her sides and tackle her to the ground with a furious roar.
When you've been running with a bunch of oppressed criminals for as long as he has, you get pretty quick to retaliate against an attack.
Stars danced in Roman's vision as he adjusted his glasses. "Why you little--I oughtta--WOAH!"
He was here to have fun and score some free booze and candy, not commit murder. When his new friend dove after Megan, he dove after Ed. He grabbed the minotaur's tail and dug his little hooves into the library floor.
The tug is enough to pull Ed back out of his rage, and he snorts in confusion before growling and scrambling back to his feet. He drops the act for half a second to shoot an apologetic glance back to Roman before that scowl drops back into place.
"Then let us be done with it quickly!" he snaps, casting Megan a look like he would be more than happy to finish what he'd just nearly started.
That was enough to jar Megan back into the waking world. She crab walked backwards and dashed toward the sound of the slamming door. When Roman's magic circle faded, so did his hold on the doors--which was just as well.
Roman let Ed's tail go and fell into a crouch, hands on his knees. "Whew...you wanna t-tell me what that was all--"
Megan made a swift return, grabbed her social sciences book, and split.
The demon watched after her. He couldn't really blame her. Text books were a big deal if you let something happen to them.
Ed winces a little when Megan makes her dash for freedom, turning back to Roman with a guilty look.
"That was...it happens sometimes. S' part of the dumb instincts, I'm just mad all the time. Usually I've got a better lid on it, but..." He huffs out a sigh. "I get twitchy about humans attacking other monsters like that."
"I guess you've had one hell of a night too, huh...well. Buck up! Look what that temper of yours got us!"
He flashed a grin and gestured to all the things the kids had left behind. Cheap booze and snacks.
"I call dibs on the c-candy." Roman trotted over to the garbage sack and hefted it. "Nerdboy got one hell of a haul too. I wonder where he got it...none of them were dressed up, they couldn't have gone trick-or-treating. Oh shit, poprocks!" He fished out one of the little packets and tossed it to Ed. "Those are for you. Baby's first Halloween."
His ears lift a little while Roman starts chattering again, and Ed lets out a small laugh. "Is that what you thought I was up to before? Dressin' up to get sweets?"
Edward goes to grab up the booze himself, inspecting one of the cans curiously and plucking at the tab. How the hell do you open one of these things? He turns and is about to ask when Roman chucks the packet at him, and he manages to grab it just in time. "Pop rocks? Why the hell would you name a candy something like that?"
Granted, that isn't stopping him tearing the packet open to check it out.
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"Well, for the right price I could get rid of that too."
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Sighing, Ed rubs his neck and shrugs. "...I'll have to think about it. I don't know what else I would be willing to part with that would be a fair trade for that. Nothing against you, there's just a pretty good precedent of getting fucked over when we tried to worm our way out of the crappy shit."
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"Hey, now that you're patched up...wanna help me out with something?"
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His ears flick up at the sound as well, and he glances in that direction before looking back at Roman. "What with?"
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He turned and faced the empty parking lot, the forked tip of his tail twitching with excitement.
"I say we give 'em what they're asking for...and steal their candy."
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"Well hell, what're we waiting for?"
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What a nice grin.
"Follow my lead."
Stacy Suggs was the most popular girl in school and for this reason and this reason alone, Brent, Toby, Charity, and Megan were going to summon a demon to take her down a peg. The teens were gathered around a mass-produced talking board from Matel. There were bags of candy, there were drinks, one of them even had a walkman playing spooky static while they said the chant.
Or rather while Toby said the chant. Brent and Charity were trying to eat each others faces and Megan was high as fuck and trying to find some kind of deep meaning in her social sciences book.
Roman scuttled along the balcony railing like a warf rat, his yellow eyes gleaming in the dark. He paused, scurried, paused, then waved for Ed to follow with his tail. The kids were below them.
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He frowns down at the gaggle of kids, peering at the spirit board with the look of a long-hardened skeptic. Really, they thought something like that could summon something here? Turning to Roman, he keeps his voice low so only they can hear. "So what's the plan? Fly on down and start yelling about owning their souls or something?"
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He reached out a hand and waved it. The battery-powered lantern that Toby had been thoughtful enough to bring fizzled, popped, and went out, plunging the library into darkness. Everybody but Megan screamed.
you wait so long and this is what i have to give. ten lashes for me.
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The smaller demon spread his wings as wide as they would go and sailed downward. When his hooves touched down, sparks flew and a ring of illusion fire flared up around him. He loomed, the fire sent his shadow stretching long and wicked up the wall as he shouted accusations in a made up language that sounded almost Italian.
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With no magic to aid his intimidation, all Ed has is his appearance. Which, to be fair, is pretty impressive. He scowls down at them all, and when he speaks it's in honest-to-goodness Latin with a deep growl. Of course, if they knew what he was saying they might be wondering why he's ragging on their clothing of all things.
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Roman roared with laughter, back to back with Ed who was proving himself to be a fucking blast to be around. He pointed at the lovebirds who shrank away from his gaze.
"WHO'S SOULS SHALL WE TAKE?"
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"Why choose? I'm feeling hungry tonight."
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Megan picked up the radio.
Megan threw the radio at Roman's head. It bounced off his horns so hard the station changed. Roman lost his concentration on his illusions and his fires went out. "Fuck!"
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When you've been running with a bunch of oppressed criminals for as long as he has, you get pretty quick to retaliate against an attack.
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He was here to have fun and score some free booze and candy, not commit murder. When his new friend dove after Megan, he dove after Ed. He grabbed the minotaur's tail and dug his little hooves into the library floor.
"EASY, EASY! WE--UH--GOTTA FOLLOW THE RITUAL!"
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"Then let us be done with it quickly!" he snaps, casting Megan a look like he would be more than happy to finish what he'd just nearly started.
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Roman let Ed's tail go and fell into a crouch, hands on his knees. "Whew...you wanna t-tell me what that was all--"
Megan made a swift return, grabbed her social sciences book, and split.
The demon watched after her. He couldn't really blame her. Text books were a big deal if you let something happen to them.
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"That was...it happens sometimes. S' part of the dumb instincts, I'm just mad all the time. Usually I've got a better lid on it, but..." He huffs out a sigh. "I get twitchy about humans attacking other monsters like that."
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"I guess you've had one hell of a night too, huh...well. Buck up! Look what that temper of yours got us!"
He flashed a grin and gestured to all the things the kids had left behind. Cheap booze and snacks.
"I call dibs on the c-candy." Roman trotted over to the garbage sack and hefted it. "Nerdboy got one hell of a haul too. I wonder where he got it...none of them were dressed up, they couldn't have gone trick-or-treating. Oh shit, poprocks!" He fished out one of the little packets and tossed it to Ed. "Those are for you. Baby's first Halloween."
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Edward goes to grab up the booze himself, inspecting one of the cans curiously and plucking at the tab. How the hell do you open one of these things? He turns and is about to ask when Roman chucks the packet at him, and he manages to grab it just in time. "Pop rocks? Why the hell would you name a candy something like that?"
Granted, that isn't stopping him tearing the packet open to check it out.
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He sat down with the bag and started unwrapping things, fully intent on eating all of it like a fucking animal.
"Why don't you find out?"
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And them promptly yelps when it starts fizzing in his mouth! "Holy shit--! What the hell is in this junk?!" READING OVER THE PACKET IMMEDIATELY JFC.
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